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why I (don't) miss the midwest

2006-12-05T22:11:27Z

Time to Re-inVENT Yourself. That was the annual theme, but it would seem that many attendees of the annual Vent Haven Ventriloquy ConVENTion 2005 had already done a pretty good job of this on their own. With names that live somewhere between so...

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why I love steve martin...

2006-12-01T07:40:02Z

...he is so innately insight-driven and humane. unlike most business strategies I've seen lately. i want steve martin as a client. "Some people have a way with words...other people, not have way." - Steve Martin

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Jennifer, Crime Stopper

2006-11-30T05:25:56Z

So I'm on my way home from the gym, after work. Waiting patiently for the light, a white car speeds towards me, wrong-way down the street, and screeches around the corner I am about to cross. Huh. Good thing I waited for the light, I think. I am...

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press button...

2006-11-22T05:53:30Z

Sorry, the political rant will have to wait one more day. Because of this. heh, heh. you push the button, and then you receive the bacon.

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Models with secrets

2006-11-21T05:48:48Z

Pardon me while I have a fashion whore moment. I LOVE comme des garcons. I have never understood the emaciated peacocking of dandy designers who want nothing more than to bind girls up in frills and feathers and fur, like the twittering li...

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CNN: Hatin' on the Muslims

2006-11-17T06:10:08Z

UPDATE: Glen Beck voted Olbermann's Worst Person in the World Glen Beck is the new-ish pundit on CNN. He is also a spectacular douche bag. Beck is the first person in media political punditry who may just be as stupid as Rita Cosby. I mean, ...

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You gonna cry, crybaby?

2006-11-12T22:13:29Z

I can't help it...this little clip is so petulant, so despairing, that I can't stop listening to it. Poor W, he's about to learn that you can't always get what you want. And that sometimes, life is fair, which means he is up a creek with no paddl...

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10 things that are batshit crazy

2006-11-09T06:08:46Z

Ten things that I think are batshit crazy: 1. Ohio goes Democratic. Cincinnati keeps Jean Schmidt. Are you all retarded? I asked you a question, retard. 2. Rick Santorum brought his 20-week-old dead fetus home for his children to cuddle. This wo...

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Midwesterners + Canadians you should know

2006-11-08T08:12:18Z

I love my friends! I miss my friends! And you should know why. Right now. If you know these people, don't embarrass them. If you don't, forgive my boring self-indulgence. Linsey: Linsey, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. I miss hearing you ...

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Can't we all just get along, redux

2006-11-06T22:51:09Z

Why do I always manage to upset the christian folk? Maybe it's because I post with titles like How Pastor Mark Driscoll Wrecked my Saturday. Or maybe it's because I told him to suck my dick when I don't have one. Or maybe, just maybe, I am star...

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